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was a bitch today. Chey, no la! We had our (sub) Biology and D&T examinations today. Breezed through both as I had taken some time off to study. I'm not sure if I'll score, though. It's a different thing to answer all the questions, and to answer all the questions correctly. Oh, I'm praying for the best. Tomorrow's my last paper. (sub) Chemistry and Maths Paper 2. I don't need luck for these two papers - I know I'm going to fail. Haha~

Aishah kept on pointing to the ground and signalling 1 and 2 with her hands. Was damn blur for a moment until I remembered. Congrats, girl! Last long(er) okay! :D

Okay, as Zong Sheng just said, I "finally post". Welcome back to my stagnant blog, people! Quite a lot has happened over the past month and weeks, and I don't think I have the memory nor time to post all of it up, so here's how my past week went:

5th May, Tuesday

English Papers - wrote on the topic of when 'I Had To Make a Choice between Friends and Family'. Wrote it in the narrative, and had to rush on my brochure. Was my 11th month with Wira. Nothing much to say.

6th May, Wednesday

Mother Tongue Papers - complete, utter failure. I seriously have no hope, and suck at being a Malay. Someone just take me out of Singapore, please! I long to live in Japan - oi Vangie, take me with you please? Got my contacts as well - Maxi Black and Maxi Brown. I have huge act-cute Korean eyes now! Yay! ^^\/

7th May, Thursday

No exams! Yea baby, yea! Had revisions for Chemistry and D&T with Ms Tay and Mdm Chua respectively. Poor Manivannan s/o Krishnan. Got a scolding from multiple teachers today - I guess most of it has to do with the fact that he's a repeat Pure student. He can't even spell soluble - spelling it as 'soulbe'. What can I say? "Pure mah!"

Went to study as well at Sophia's house with Puva and Vangie. Vangie had to leave early as her father was picking her up. All the way, Sophia and Puva went out to get food, get snacks, so on and so forth. In the end, Vangie and I were left at home to 'study'. Well, Vangie did, I just picked at random information in the textbook. When Sophia and Puva did come, in the end, they did they work while I... well, I watched a horror movie - Pochong. It was.. unintentionally funny, I guess. Haha!

8th May, Friday

Had a high fever today. Took my Maths Paper 1, and became a legend for years to come. Chey! Did my paper in 20mins flat, and took a nap for the remaining 1hr 10mins. The teacher even took my paper and asked, "Why you never do so many questions?". Well, I did leave 4-5 pages blank.. but I seriously didn't know! Maths was never my subject I guess. My temperature at this time was 37.8c, 9am.

Then we took our break, and got back to our second exam of the day - Literature. I was bragging to Sophia that I could easily ace this paper, but I'm not so sure now. The words are getting blurry, and I can't make sense of what I had just read about the day before. This is seriously discerning. My temperature now is 38c, 12am.

As soon as the bell rang, headed home, ignored mothers' questions on whether I wanted to have lunch, and went straight to sleep. Woke up at 6pm, and took my temperature again - holy crap! 38.3c! I thought sleep makes you better?!

9th May, Saturday

Went out with Zong Sheng Xiao Dear, to Vivocity to watch X-Men Origins: Wolverine. It was hella crowded, I tell you. Spotted four of my juniors as well, Puteri, Fitri, Sabrina and Zainab - they saw me, terus pukul pantat aku. Korang takde adat keper! Haha! All in good fun, I guess. Next time I see them in school.. mati liao.

Nua-ed and people-watched for most of the time. I have this one funny snippet to share with you guys:

Just before going in to buy our snacks and watch our movie, we went to Action City to browse, and all of a sudden, we spotted two China girls walking together, one infront of the other, and the one on the back, a butch, was happily squeezing the girl infront's boobies and walking. TMD! Cannot choose better place is it?! I swear, that was the first and last time I blushed in public.

Took pictures as well. Another time okay? Uploading them to Photobucket to blog at my own house.

10th May, Sunday

Sleep whole day. Bye.

A new month, a new excuse. What a way to kick off April! Came late to school, initially wanted to skip it wholly, until mother slapped my butt and told me to go to school at 7.30am. What, she expects me to be on time when I'm already 5mins late, and still at home? Wow coolness! 

Hi guys! Sorry for not updating for so long. Anyway, I went out with my sister's friends (Who are now becoming my Plurk friends as well) for lunch, and a day out at Jurong Point. After realising that half of the stalls in Feast (by Kopitiam) had pork in it, we instead had lunch at Old Town Coffee, if I'm not wrong, for the first time. Tried the Nasi Rendang Chicken (?) at Lu Yee's recommendation, having eaten it at a Malaysian branch, and liked it immensely. After eating our lunch (well, brunch for Hendri, anyway!), we sat down to talk about marathons, of all things, and slacked, until we noticed that there were a group of people who were waiting to be seated outside. We got out and set off for desserts! 

This whole week has been fun, if you ignore the bitching and backstabbing. Bitch showed me a love letter on Monday, and blushed. Omfg! Haha, I won't break our secret, but it's just so funny, ok? Haha! Ok, shut. *Snicker*

Okay, here's a weekly recap of how last week went. I'm sorry, I'm just too lazy and too busy to update nowadays!

Monday, 9th February

Mdm Chua didn't come for our D&T lesson, so we joined forces (Chey! Superheroes! *hintSophiahint*) with Ms Soh's students. They were all literally half asleep! I really pitied them for having Miss Soh as a teacher, as I agree: her teaching methods are so boring, and she does not know how to control her students. Sat with Deena initially but got so bored as at that time, I don't know why she was giving me an attitude, so I changed seats and sat with Kanchana and Wani. Borrowed her book on child abuse and read it throughout the two hours of D&T. I cannot remember what I did after school, unfortunately. I think I went out for lunch with Wira.

Tuesday, 10th February

Had Lit. Dissected the poem about 7 different lives in the same school. As usual, it was very interesting to me, especially since it was taught by a very adorable teacher, Ms Wynnie Kwok! She's really nice, just that when she gets angry, she does not scream like other teachers. (E.g. Miss Diana. -_-) She gets all bitchy and moody. But hey, works better with us anyway. She explained how the CA grading would go, and we got our first major 'test' for the term. To do two essays for the poem we just dissected. I was stressed enough at that, as the poem was relatively difficult, so when she said that the poem was worth 50% of CA, I just died on the spot. That's a whole chunk of marks! And for each day late we handed it in, 5 marks were deducted. Damn! Set my mind to do the essay as soon as I went back home, as I knew I'd forget it. Went home after public speaking speech and ... yup, you guessed it. I forgot all about it. Dumb Diana!

Wednesday, 11th February

Zongsheng Xiao Dear didn't come to school today. Missed him particularly because he was in my English Group, the Tenacious Cockroaches and we were having our speeches that day. Compared to most groups, we were the smallest in size, as we had only 4 members in total, compared to the normal 5 members. Also, as Xiao Dear didn't come, we were left with 3 members! In fact, if we followed the rules of 2 persons having to jump off, there would only be one survivor left. Damn! This is turning into a reality TV show!

So Mr Glover changed adjusted the rules for us, and only one would the thrown out. This was even worse, actually, since I realized that most of the class were voting not on our speaking skills, but actually on our popularity. Dayum, bitch. I was really nervous and virtually had the shakes. Fortunately, the class laughed at my jokes - in fact, the whole speech, and that made me confident again. Out of my present group, I was the only one who did not have a persona, as Kian Boon was a robot who weighed 831kgs and Sophia was superwoman. Actually stole my "healthier choice" idea from Xiao Dear. Sorry honey!

Thursday, 12th February

Got a dress from Sophia to wear for our double date on Friday. Matching Gladiators! Had Social Studies. Had a revision on the causes why the Sri Lanka crisis exists today. Received our homework - another essay. I love essays! There's nothing more satisfying to me than to pen down my thoughts to paper. I'm extremely opinionated.

Friday, 13th February

Myra Kechiq's 2nd Month anniversary with Fauzi. Congrats babe! Last long tau.. kalau tak.. hakdish! Had an emergency drill that day. Luckily, we did not have to have our Biology lesson that day, as I have not completed my group's cue cards yet. Fed up with the whole group. It's as if I'm the only one doing work. Had to stayback after school to complete my Maths homework. Disturbed Mr. Oon and Syafiqah who was doing a maths test. Still can ask for help in a test meh? Haha! Quickly copied Sophia's work, and off we went to get my eyebrows threaded, and went shopping at the newly renovated Jurong Point for my accessories for our double date later.

(P.s. Ruby went up to me after school to whisper to me that Sophia was having a double date tonight with another girl and her ex-boyfriend. I whispered back to her, "I know. I'm the other girl". Found the whole thing extremely funny. Why did the person who told Ruby spread it around? Not as if Sophia and I are doing anything wrong, right? I brought along my boyfriend, after all.)

Born on 11th January, in the year 1994, this girl, born to Noordin and Sariah, was given the name Nordiana, which meant Candle Light in Arabic. With a name bearing such a romantic meaning, *coughyourheadcough*, it is no wonder that Nordiana is a esotric romantic. However romantic the meaning of her name may be, though, she does not appreciate anyone calling her by full. She'd rather her friends refer to her as Diana, Nona, Nana or Supernona instead. If you are, or would like to be, her friend, please take note of the last sentence.

Anyway, she is currently 14 years old, and taking a break from studying at Pioneer Secondary School. She is in the class 2Serve7, and is enjoying herself very much there - if only there weren't any of those pesky teachers around! She enjoys sports, and doing reckless things that makes her have muscle cramps afterwards. That's why she's in her school's Netball club. The reckless things refer more to the people in it, rather than the sport, if you get what I mean. *Winks* She's also involved in her neighbourhood's CC, as one of the in-charges for the Netball team formerly known as Jarrfrends. However, they're in the midsts of changing their team name. Hopefully they get around to doing it soon.

However typical she may be, from reading this short description of her life, she isn't, when you meet her face to face. Her friends, however few the true ones may be, describe her as hyperactive, jovial and just plain tak tahu malu when they first met her. As time goes on, it's plain to see that although everyone has a few secrets of their own, this girl has more than just a few.

What, did you think I was going to expose them all here? Idiot!

But enough of the bitter and sentimental things. On to the more pleasant and joyful matters!

Born early on in the year, she's almost always the oldest of her peer groups. However, that doesn't mean she acts the most matured! In fact, she really dislikes people who try to act like something they aren't. If you're young, act your age! Youth isn't something that comes four or five times in your life - it's only once! Live it to the full.

That's what she's doing, anyway. Living her life to the full, so that she won't have any regrets when she's old and weary. She doesn't think of the consequences, and she lives for the moment. She believes in the phrase carpe omnioum, which literally means 'Seize it all', and tries to live by it, as much as she possibly can. Anyway, talking about living life to the full, she also believes that everyone, be they good, or be they bad, deserves love.

Love isn't something that you have to earn, it's just there, for you to take, appreciate, and share. To share love, and to be loved, are two of the best feelings in the world - that's what Diana thinks, anyway. That's why she's spreading the love, with her great boyfriend, Wira. Well, at least she isn't treating him like the fool that she was years back. Hopefully, they'll make it to the one year mark, and beyond. :)

Hope. Hope is a word that could hold a thousand different meanings to other individuals in the world. For some, it's the reason they live. For some, they depend on it to live. For some, it doesn't exist. For Diana? It's the very existence of Hope that makes her who she is. Not everything can be done with sheer power, alone. You'd need help, you'd need support, you'd need the will to do it in the first place. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Wait, ignore that!

Well, what else should I tell you guys, that you guys don't know yourselves? Well, I'm a sucker for heart wrenching romantic films, and I absolutely adore horror movies - the types that can make you scream out loud in theaters! I absolutely despise 'Screamer' flashes - you know, the ones where you stare into the screen for a few seconds, and all of a sudden, a random screaming ghosts comes out at you full force? We've all experienced it, and I hated every God-darned second of it.

I also love classic literature, as the works are so pure, and so beautifully written, that for a moment, you could just forget that it's a book, a written work, and tears start streaming out of your eyes, drop by drop. Don't ask me if that's happened to me or not - it's happened countless times. Well, at least I don't do it on the train. Just imagine some crazy old lady reading a book, maybe mushy-ly titled 'Henry and Henrietta's Incest Love' or something, and suddenly sobbing out loud in the train. Well, sure as hell that won't be me!

Cuz' when I'm old, I'm gonna be operating a ride in a circus, just you guys watch out for me. :)

Last updated: 9th November, 9.04pm.

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